The Principle of ROMANCE
All romantic relationships are governed by some incontrovertible truths.
1) Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
- meaning that you cant do anything to each other without expecting an equal action in return. If you hurt him, he will hurt you, and the repayment will be commensurate.
2) Law of conservation of energy
- the total amount of love ( energy ) in your relationship remains constant and can't be recreated, although it may change forms. If you love each other passionately to start with, then you have a lot of energy to control and you'll need to fight hard to keep it from blowing apart. On the other hand, if neither of you are particularly interested at the outset, then there is nothing you can do to keep yourselves together, either - love cannot be recreated peeps, remember ?
4) Opposites attract
- a study by Claus Wedekind of the University of Bern in Switzerland found that women consistently prefer the smell of men whose immune systems were different from their own. He did this by asking them to smell some unwashed T-Shirts worn by different men. Apparently, we are always looking for partners with different immunities so that our offspring will be resistant to a wider range of infections.
5) Law of cooling
- when one person is hot and another is cool, the passion will flow from one to another and back again until a couple reaches a state of equilibrium. In short, you will both transfer and absorb passion from each other until you attain a state of relative, comfortable, calm and can bask in the afterglow of the initial romantic big BANG.
1) Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
- meaning that you cant do anything to each other without expecting an equal action in return. If you hurt him, he will hurt you, and the repayment will be commensurate.
2) Law of conservation of energy
- the total amount of love ( energy ) in your relationship remains constant and can't be recreated, although it may change forms. If you love each other passionately to start with, then you have a lot of energy to control and you'll need to fight hard to keep it from blowing apart. On the other hand, if neither of you are particularly interested at the outset, then there is nothing you can do to keep yourselves together, either - love cannot be recreated peeps, remember ?
3) Universal gravitation
- everyone attracts everyone else by a force that is proportionate to their biological make-up. In other words, healthy, good-looking men are more attractive to less good-looking women than they are to equally good-looking women. That's why we all wish we could sack Johnny Depp. Unfortunately, the reverse is also true, and Johnny Depp probably will not settle for anyone less than Heidi Klum. (Hey, noone said science was fair.)4) Opposites attract
- a study by Claus Wedekind of the University of Bern in Switzerland found that women consistently prefer the smell of men whose immune systems were different from their own. He did this by asking them to smell some unwashed T-Shirts worn by different men. Apparently, we are always looking for partners with different immunities so that our offspring will be resistant to a wider range of infections.
5) Law of cooling
- when one person is hot and another is cool, the passion will flow from one to another and back again until a couple reaches a state of equilibrium. In short, you will both transfer and absorb passion from each other until you attain a state of relative, comfortable, calm and can bask in the afterglow of the initial romantic big BANG.
posted by Annabelle Ho at
7/16/2008 10:11:00 PM
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